Kitchen Soliloquy #5: The bin with dietary issues
Sam was a bin, and a tragic sort of character. His friend Watson always managed to diet so easily, using the recycling diet, (a very popular method) whereas Sam just couldn’t control himself.
Kitchen Soliloquy #4: The Psychopath Toaster
If ever there was a bad-ass in the kitchen it was the toaster. It was a nutcase.
Kitchen Soliloquy #3: Kitchen Cupboard’s Conversations
“How’s things Marty?” asked Paul. Paul and Marty were kitchen cupboards, neighbors and comrades for the best of twenty years. They’d been through everything together -They’d been together since they’d left the factory.
Kitchen Soliloquy #2: The Peeping Tap
The plughole was growing tiresome of this menace, this looming eye over it, watching, it’s long neck cocked out, waiting for something to happen. The tap had spent every day since installation spying (maybe that’s too subtle a word) on the plughole.
Kitchen Soliloquy #1: The Saucer with Napoleon Syndrome
The saucer was an angry little dish. He was like a human pinkie finger…
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