Kitchen Soliloquy #4: The Psychopath Toaster
If ever there was a bad-ass in the kitchen it was the toaster. It was a nutcase.
Kitchen Soliloquy #2: The Peeping Tap
The plughole was growing tiresome of this menace, this looming eye over it, watching, it’s long neck cocked out, waiting for something to happen. The tap had spent every day since installation spying (maybe that’s too subtle a word) on the plughole.
Kitchen Soliloquy #1: The Saucer with Napoleon Syndrome
The saucer was an angry little dish. He was like a human pinkie finger…
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